Madison Avenue has always massaged the sexual appetites and socialization needs of audiences, but seldom as blatantly as in today's depiction of the good life: smoking, drinking, and screwing around. Too bad they don't give equal time to the downside, but that would be bad for business.

And, hey, everybody's gotta go some time, right?



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Best Answer: Who knows?

Some of the companies on this page are privately owned, which means that the only people who really know how much they rake in are their accountants (and they're not talking) and the IRS, which is prohibited by law from talking.

Others, including the tobacco companies, are owned by huge multinational conglomerates, and they're not interested in publicizing how much they make from products that cause addiction and other major health problems.

So, when it comes to guessing how much the advertisers on this page make from their products, your guess really is as good as ours.

But you can bet it's more than enough to keep them in the 'good life.'

But not the people who make their empires possible.

 

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